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If you are reading this you are standing to close casual Tee

For expensive hobbies and the people who love them.

Regular price $19.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $19.99 USD
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Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Keep it breezy, keep it witty. This unisex casual tee delivers instant levity with the clean, high-impact line “If you can read this, you’re standing too close.” The minimalist design lets the joke land while the fabric does the heavy lifting on comfort.

Comfortably clever
- Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for buttery softness.
- Ribbed collar holds its shape through seasons of wear.
- Tear-away label eliminates itch and irritation.
- Advanced printing techniques ensure clear, long-lasting graphics without bulky buildup.

You’ll reach for it on errand runs, casual dates, and chill weekends because it feels good and gets a smile every time. Deep, versatile colors like navy and charcoal complement the bright white type for striking contrast. Responsibly made in Honduras.

Care tips
Cold wash, low tumble dry, non-chlorine bleach as needed, medium iron, no dry cleaning.

From gifting to self-treating, this tee nails that sweet spot between laid-back style and cheeky personality.

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