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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Lightweight, responsibly made cotton tee with a bold, streetwise message printed across the chest. The shirt’s clean crew neckline and retail fit make it easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own. The black, high-contrast text sits in a centered block that reads like a candid confession — raw, nostalgic, and a little mischievous. Built with ribbed collar support, shoulder tape and side seams for lasting shape, this tee feels broken-in from the first wear while staying breathable and comfortable through long days and late nights.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort\n- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\n- Side seams provide structural support and a lasting retail fit\n- Bold chest print using DTF\/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant lettering; sleeve and neck prints follow similar printing techniques\n- Tear-away label, REACH certified, made under humane factory standards (Bella+Canvas sourcing)\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\n- Do not dryclean\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 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